lyrics
((Chorus parts are in parentheses))
VERSE 1:
I got a call from Mobile
It was about some chicken all up on my shoes
I said I got a call from Mobile
(Mobile)
And it was about some chicken all up on my shoes
(got some chicken on my shoes)
I think my toe is broken
(ouch that hurts)
I got some frozen chicken blues
VERSE 2: Now they say in science class
That a frozen chicken gathers no moss
(gathers no moss)
Now come on honey, it's just a toe, no great loss
(no great loss, no great loss)
Oh, the pain is building
(ouch that hurts)
and my tangent's way too vague
(way too vague, way too vague, way too vague)
Now I don't need no science class to tell me
That I just contracted bubonic plague!
(bubonic plague, bubonic plague, bubonic plague)
VERSE 3: I got a call from Portland
And he told me what to play
(what to play, he told me what to play)
I said I got this call from Portland
And he told me what to play
(ouch that hurts, he told me what to play)
Well I told him he was my big dog
But I ain't barking that way
( make general dog bark noises here )
VERSE 4: Now I lift my leg on Big Dave
Cause his tangent's way too vague
(way too vague)
I said, I lift my leg on Big Dave
Cause his tangent's way too vague
(way too vague, way too vague)
You know, I can't stand his singing
(ouch that hurts)
I always get the bubonic plague
(bubonic plague, bubonic plague, bubonic plague)
(bubonic plague, bubonic plague, bubonic plague)
(bubonic plague, I always get bubonic plague)
(general coughing and plaguehaving noises here)
credits
released August 12, 2016
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